Twa Teams title: United‘s kids and Dundee‘s Joker - what happens next?

Where have all the goals gone?

Neither Dundee or Dundee United are winning right now, or even scoring.

So the Twa Teams lads have had to console themselves by talking up the bright tangerine future thanks to their youthful show at Ibrox and if we'll see Jason Cummings feature for Dundee again.

This week Alan Temple steps into Ewan's shoes but you're still stuck with Scrooge Tom Duthie, the Grinch George Cran and the Bear Graeme Finnan.

Merry Christmas!